Pizza Tower Demo

good i wanted to

jim.epic20141 year ago (1 edit) (+1)

i might hate pirating games and the people who do it but in this case i would totally understand why you would do that. But maybe you can pirate the game and use patreon to still support Mcpig and the others that helped make this masterpiece

CheekyRand0m1 year ago

try activating PowerPoint via KMS I bet you’ll enjoy pirating by now

dadsboy221 year ago

that just shows the past can be used in todays life

yazanmagrabi1 year ago(+1)

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funni player1 year ago

Bricepaez43@gmail.com1 year ago

Rafael cherini1 year ago

Good work buddy

Carter WarE1 year ago

lmao who tf uploaded a bunch of pizza tower demos to the internet, dont the demos usually require supporting the pizza tower's patreon to play them? https://archive.org/details/pizzatowerdemobuildspublic

To preserve the demos and builds of the game.

Carter WarE1 year ago

oh yeah i guess it does actually, someone in the comments of it said that the person who uploaded it said they put it up there for archival purposes, so yeah i guess ur righ

xd1 year ago

this game... its epic

clyes1 year ago(+2)

snick (its him)

Mort1 year ago

never new that. free background if ya need it

elmatadorasesino1 year ago

snick (its him)

snickers

p.s: i almost became racist, i mispelled snickers as snigkers.

impostor3761 year ago

Xyantri1 year ago(+5)(-1)

i'm seeing comments about people pirating the full game so i have to say, don't do that. anyone who makes excuses or tries to give reason for pirating just doesn't wanna admit that they're broke.

people pirating are probably kids anyway

ipiratedpizzatower1 year ago(+4)(-1)

i am broke and made an account for this comment. atleast i could put it as a non-steam game and use debug to beat the game 👍 for real though this game is amazing and if i wasnt broke buying 10 steam games i would have bought pizza tower.

newbie201 year ago (1 edit) (-5)

goddamn fucking retards pirating the game do they even know how hard making a game is? PIZZA TOWER LITTERALY TOOK 4 YEARS TO MAKE AND THEY ARE PIRATING IT ALREADY?!?!?

goddamn fucking shitheads

The Sugary Man1 year ago(+1)

Thank god I never pirate games

atleast since im brote i download pizza tower demo

i only pirated undertale (only because i actually have it but my game exe broke)

ballisticbear121 year ago(+1)

thats fast considering the game was made (mostly) by ONE PERSON

Tony_E1 year ago

"erm but uhh i erm i am poor 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢" JUST DON'T PIRATE THE GAME

ballisticbear121 year ago

good

SinDoesStuff1 year ago

I really wanna get the full game, but I wanna try this demo first to see if I'd really like it, but it doesn't seem to be completing the download? Any reason why that might be?

Ksaaddf1 year ago

Have you extracted it?

SinDoesStuff1 year ago

It actually finished downloading and I did extract the files out of the zip. Played a little bit of the demo and now I have a better idea of what to expect. I'm considering buying it more.

remember, the demo sucks compared to the full game, look at a lets play instead

Bonez1 year ago(+1)(-4)

bro let people pirate, i have the full game too and i also play as the noise with the secret thingy, but bro let people pirate like no but cmon

Ksaaddf1 year ago(-1)

U have no idea how stupid that claim is

Bonez1 year ago(+1)(-1)

idc

Esborrar1 year ago

you gonna go to jail

Alexplayrus11 year ago

piracy isnt illegal in every country, some countries allow you to download pirated games but not distribute them so dont go like "omga u dowlod pirat gem!11 u go jael u crimnal!11"

SCB3329 days ago

Or do like I did, I pirated the game at first but then bought it when I realized that I LOVE IT.

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good

imabadgamedev1 year ago

what if some one has no fu##ing money

it isnt illegal every where you wont just explode or some thing

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Jelection1 year ago

i pirated piss towel, thats all

Jelection1 year ago(-3)

bray27141 year ago(-2)

T A D A ! ! ! ! ! you ranked S!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you beat the game with cuphead at the same time

Esborrar1 year ago(-2)

how about go fuck you self

impostor3761 year ago(-1)

is say fuck of f***

Jelection1 year ago

go fuck urself stupid bitch

thecatacombhimself1 year ago

YOU fuck yourself you little bitch

CheekyRand0m1 year ago (1 edit) (-3)

evil response

CheekyRand0m1 year ago(+1)(-2)

do you fear me now? upvote if I scared, downvote if I didn’t scare.

p.s I won’t forgive you

CheekyRand0m1 year ago(-2)

woah

Double T1 year ago

Is this safe to download?

duh, its on steam (full version) too

Hanumalu701 year ago

obviously duh

FlexTapeTheGuy1 year ago(+1)

i ran out of time during pizza time and now my eyes hurt, dont run out of time

SYMR1 year ago(+1)

Don't Lie Nerds, You downloaded this for Modding Purposes

idk227371 year ago

bruh im gonna compare it with the final release

how do i start the game nothing is working

Suspended account1 year ago

Show post...

dude. did you delete data.win dum

LightningFinger1 year ago

what i meant is idk how to start the game all i died was unzip it and launch the exe notrhing else to the games and if i press enter ot space or shift or esc nothing happens

you got to press z, that's how the game works

elmatadorasesino1 year ago

thanks

elmatadorasesino1 year ago(+1)(-1)

Jonsey Says... If you Pirate The Full game of Pizza Tower, that doesnt make you smart

FoxDaSeventh1 year ago(+1)

Yeah, it makes you a dick head who doesn't appreciate time and effort.

i agree with you

CheekyRand0m1 year ago

go watch child po

bitch too scared to say porn

CheekyRand0m1 year ago

you clearly made this account to roast me you big ass motherfuckering child with 0 dollars, remember that at any time, I could make you cry so hard, that you kill yourself because you can’t handle the amount of meaningless words that have the illusion of meaning. this is wonk from doctor strange, never play frisbee at 3 am.

i clearly made this account to post cancelled mods, just tellin ya.

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CheekyRand0m1 year ago (1 edit) (-1)

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Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

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It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.

FoxDaSeventh1 year ago

I actually had to spend 10 seconds of my life scrolling, I just genuinely feel bad for who typed this.

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idontknowitch1 year ago(+2)(-3)

buy the actual game and dont pirate it nerd

idontknowitch1 year ago

he deleted his reply.... HES HIDING SOMETHING

your local troll1 year ago

artisticdog1 year ago

pizza tower is amazing

idontknowitch1 year ago

ikr

recentlyused1 year ago(+1)

no mac support :(

nipgip1 year ago(+1)(-1)

why must game cost mon on steam ;c

Tony_E1 year ago(+1)

the developers worked really hard on the game

that is true, it took 5 years to make the game. (time since preearlytestbuild and release)

The thing is, the "developers" is one single person

Tony_E1 year ago

1 coder, 4 composers, 1 artist

i was thinking of coders when i said that.

nipgip1 year ago

damn

raise the price up a bit then 0_0

KobaiFox1 year ago

This game is fucking amazing, so happy its come out on steam. Big thanks to the creator for making such a unique and inspired platformer.

mys is in C: and at don't let me down download pls tell me how to download the game

jaskeii1 year ago

u dont have space

then if you know how can you place the game in D: tell me pls

jaskeii1 year ago

go to this pc click on drive c with right click and go propety theres a clean button and clean system files and done

your local troll1 year ago

and also how can you download the game D: pls tell me

click the download button, make a folder, put the zip file from your downloads to the folder, extract the zip file using built-in feature or downloading an zip extractor program, delete the zip file (optional), go to the folder and then run the .exe file or smth like that