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how do i start this

play it

simple

not helping

press z

thank you :)

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s n i c k

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s n i c k . e x e

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S P O O P Y

f i v e   n i g h t s   a t    f r e d d y ' s

s n i c k . a v i

s n i c k . mp4

spooky

s n i c k e r s . e x e

well pizza tower is out is been close to 5 year now here pizza tower is last game on steam

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grrrrr

furry bad

very cool. introtuced me into a game i would cherish for the rest of my life

Snick!!!!

peppino spaghetti

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peppino cube

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but Snick cube

i love snick

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jgsikdmgna

ayo?

ye

ye

no

No homo?

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no anything!!! no s*x love!!!

I LIKE IT :) .

could you make a play o site thingu

it dods get boos  ples

does snick love apples

where is the level creator

Bruh its not a level creator it is the demo 💀

stfu

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how do I play pizza tower demo on Mac pc im on Mac pc

sorry but you need a Windows computer the only solution is Wine which might not work as expected

That worked for me. I Installed Wine (Wine is not an emulator) on my Chromebook.

get away from me

but i stole your liver! :D

ok

mine did same and ripped off my ubuntu making it unbootable

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how do i become snick from sonic the hedgehog warped times

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i meant Sonic

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whoever downvotes my comments needs serious help as i have held them hostage in obama’s basement

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i think you need serious help instead

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ok boomer from 1901

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lol

Good game

to become snick you must be worthy and beat his challgenge and i already beated it

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that neco arc pfp sucks, i will kill you if you choose to keep that pfp

choose another one before you get in trouble

bro a savage

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nahh bro just angry 

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Go back to high school, you 7-year-old; you’re just mad because you believe I’m mad while you’re the one who’s mad.

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PackRand0m

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you should eat concrete now

and im keeping it so shut up

1 edit; your roast is ruined. You’re a moron.

i dont fucking care

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you’re just wasting your time do you realize that? have fun while i lick your kneecaps, excise them, then implant them in the back of your neck

now that you said that, i'm gonna change my pfp to it.

what a idiot thinks what i hate will anger me everytime

says the person who insults people with mean wordss.

"INSULTS people with MEAN WORDS", have you became stupid???????????????????????????????

claraemnte é pizzatower de 2019

Br?

i played this game on Linux! dont ask how please unless you love shakespeare

i do pls tell my

use wine maybe

i t ' s   a   . e x e   f i l e

fourth

late but u can just use the following commands with wine installed

cd directory/to/PizzaTower

wine PizzaTower_GM2.exe

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HOW DO I BECOME SNICK

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You're not worthy snick,
unless you'll beat his challenge.

You need to beat Snick's challenge. Just beat all of the levels and try to complete it

snicks challange is unlockable from beating the levels normally

beating will make snick playable

BRUH I SUCK

same i guess (cant even beat it as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)

beat snicks challenge

I SAID I SUCK DUDE

skill isue

I agree, pretty much just a skill issue

or the lack of a ability to beat it as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online

2 months, released shitty android port, completed snick challenge and forgor to record footage, you really suck. 

PTSD pizza tower sage 2019

(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)

why can't i play the file?!

did you unziped the file?

i don't know how

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open downloads and right click press unzip then press ok thats it

( on windows )

oh im not on WINDOWS

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PTSD

(pizza tower sage demo)

lmao

(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)

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Peak: The sage demo

BRUH I CAN'T PLAY


I CAN'T PLAY

why

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WE NEED SNICK DLC FOR THE FINAL GAME

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He was forced to play Changed

(ps. you may hate me for this but the games actually good.)

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what was this for

finding your ip address

you've found it already, give me the money

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Oh no! It’s almost impossible to explain the whole reason why he is fatherless! Maybe he never had a father… Hmmmm.

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whoops

Oh no, not Malleo!

malleo malleo malleo

(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)

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Should I Leak The "It's Pizza Time!" Lyrics Here?

yes you should

okay

okay

Pizza Time Lyrics (shown off by callmeeddie):

Pizza Time

You'll Be Fine

You can breathe

okay

okay

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the pizza face nuka my place

if snick doesnt come back in a dlc ill be a little mad for a little bit

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add sex please

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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.

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the definition of unfunny

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actually it is the definition of Fortnite

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by the way, I bet you can’t read the whole thing for a singular upvote.

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k, i'll try.

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Did you give up?????

HOLY SCHEISSE! That Message Is Longer Than The TOS Thingy. And This Is Not An Insult, It Is Just Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really LOOOOOOONG!

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alright who’s saying “i hate this guy!!!” and not being a chad?

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and why is he downvoting my comments?

that is very mid and cringe from you

Im Upvoting Ur Comments

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Why?

it would make the game way more popular

The Heck no! It's A Game For Kids... Until In The Final Release They Get To Floor 4 And Find Out There's A Level Called "Oh Sh*t!"

wait until you see noise fucking you off

and  i can now see why this game is so talked about

very epic game

goty game.

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KEEP THE CLASSIC ITALIANS NOT THE NEW ONES

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Mug Moment

pls add it on this page because i have a chrome book plss

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