it did nothing when i did. but when i was going to check my save file for errors for some reason there were a lot of errors in the save file. i fixed them and now it works.
playing this after playing the full release of pizza tower feels very weird... it's probably just the lack of controller support and having an ever so slightly different moveset.
This is possibly going to be my first time seeing Pizza Tower. I've never played Pizza Tower, neither a Gameplay Video. But I'm getting bored so uhhh. Here I am.
Imagine McPig looking at his itch.io page for this demo and seeing tons of comments about pirating the full game… just buy it like I did, I used my birthday savings from when I was 11 to buy this (not sure how I held on to it for so long)
bro do you even know the trouble in russia that you cant buy games?Thest why many people (sometimes) pirate them. Ngl i have money for the game but i cant buy it
i might hate pirating games and the people who do it but in this case i would totally understand why you would do that. But maybe you can pirate the game and use patreon to still support Mcpig and the others that helped make this masterpiece
oh yeah i guess it does actually, someone in the comments of it said that the person who uploaded it said they put it up there for archival purposes, so yeah i guess ur righ
i'm seeing comments about people pirating the full game so i have to say, don't do that. anyone who makes excuses or tries to give reason for pirating just doesn't wanna admit that they're broke.
i am broke and made an account for this comment. atleast i could put it as a non-steam game and use debug to beat the game 👍 for real though this game is amazing and if i wasnt broke buying 10 steam games i would have bought pizza tower.
goddamn fucking retards pirating the game do they even know how hard making a game is? PIZZA TOWER LITTERALY TOOK 4 YEARS TO MAKE AND THEY ARE PIRATING IT ALREADY?!?!?
I really wanna get the full game, but I wanna try this demo first to see if I'd really like it, but it doesn't seem to be completing the download? Any reason why that might be?
It actually finished downloading and I did extract the files out of the zip. Played a little bit of the demo and now I have a better idea of what to expect. I'm considering buying it more.
piracy isnt illegal in every country, some countries allow you to download pirated games but not distribute them so dont go like "omga u dowlod pirat gem!11 u go jael u crimnal!11"
what i meant is idk how to start the game all i died was unzip it and launch the exe notrhing else to the games and if i press enter ot space or shift or esc nothing happens
you clearly made this account to roast me you big ass motherfuckering child with 0 dollars, remember that at any time, I could make you cry so hard, that you kill yourself because you can’t handle the amount of meaningless words that have the illusion of meaning. this is wonk from doctor strange, never play frisbee at 3 am.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
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epic
why wont the snick cube work?
did you jump on it?
it did nothing when i did. but when i was going to check my save file for errors for some reason there were a lot of errors in the save file. i fixed them and now it works.
Good as shit wish for multiplayer and snick will be in the full game as DLC
I fucking love this game man
how do i change controlls?
i am mort
nice to meet you mort
"hello" mort says
looking good mort
"thank you" mort says in a kind jesture
omg its mort the chicken from the mort the chicken video game
No way it is mort (real)
HOW
I CAN RUN THE GAME
playing this after playing the full release of pizza tower feels very weird... it's probably just the lack of controller support and having an ever so slightly different moveset.
This is possibly going to be my first time seeing Pizza Tower. I've never played Pizza Tower, neither a Gameplay Video. But I'm getting bored so uhhh. Here I am.
so what do you think?
those who still play with these choppy controls: buy the real game it's only 2 toppings
i mean, you can't force them to.
i pirated pizza toewrerr1!!11!
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Skill issue
You Ok Buddy
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I pirated PPG and now I need to pay taxes 10 hours per 1 week just because of my actions.
i agree :]
No way Kobai :O
create sugrey spire and its not the 2nd demo i want just make the real game
My brother??
old pizza tower!
its the sage 2019 demo not the actaul demo
ik
this is so cool i wish that someday video games will exist
what u mean they are already a thing bro the game came out
that,s the joke
Imagine McPig looking at his itch.io page for this demo and seeing tons of comments about pirating the full game… just buy it like I did, I used my birthday savings from when I was 11 to buy this (not sure how I held on to it for so long)
bro do you even know the trouble in russia that you cant buy games?Thest why many people (sometimes) pirate them. Ngl i have money for the game but i cant buy it
awesome you going to jail
russia legalized piracy lol
good i wanted to
i might hate pirating games and the people who do it but in this case i would totally understand why you would do that. But maybe you can pirate the game and use patreon to still support Mcpig and the others that helped make this masterpiece
try activating PowerPoint via KMS I bet you’ll enjoy pirating by now
that just shows the past can be used in todays life
Good work buddy
lmao who tf uploaded a bunch of pizza tower demos to the internet, dont the demos usually require supporting the pizza tower's patreon to play them? https://archive.org/details/pizzatowerdemobuildspublic
To preserve the demos and builds of the game.
oh yeah i guess it does actually, someone in the comments of it said that the person who uploaded it said they put it up there for archival purposes, so yeah i guess ur righ
this game... its epic
snick (its him)
never new that. free background if ya need it
snick (its him)
snickers
p.s: i almost became racist, i mispelled snickers as snigkers.
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i'm seeing comments about people pirating the full game so i have to say, don't do that. anyone who makes excuses or tries to give reason for pirating just doesn't wanna admit that they're broke.
people pirating are probably kids anyway
i am broke and made an account for this comment. atleast i could put it as a non-steam game and use debug to beat the game 👍 for real though this game is amazing and if i wasnt broke buying 10 steam games i would have bought pizza tower.
goddamn fucking retards pirating the game do they even know how hard making a game is? PIZZA TOWER LITTERALY TOOK 4 YEARS TO MAKE AND THEY ARE PIRATING IT ALREADY?!?!?
goddamn fucking shitheads
Thank god I never pirate games
atleast since im brote i download pizza tower demo
i only pirated undertale (only because i actually have it but my game exe broke)
thats fast considering the game was made (mostly) by ONE PERSON
"erm but uhh i erm i am poor 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢" JUST DON'T PIRATE THE GAME
good
I really wanna get the full game, but I wanna try this demo first to see if I'd really like it, but it doesn't seem to be completing the download? Any reason why that might be?
Have you extracted it?
It actually finished downloading and I did extract the files out of the zip. Played a little bit of the demo and now I have a better idea of what to expect. I'm considering buying it more.
remember, the demo sucks compared to the full game, look at a lets play instead
bro let people pirate, i have the full game too and i also play as the noise with the secret thingy, but bro let people pirate like no but cmon
U have no idea how stupid that claim is
idc
you gonna go to jail
piracy isnt illegal in every country, some countries allow you to download pirated games but not distribute them so dont go like "omga u dowlod pirat gem!11 u go jael u crimnal!11"
Or do like I did, I pirated the game at first but then bought it when I realized that I LOVE IT.
dc
good
what if some one has no fu##ing money
it isnt illegal every where you wont just explode or some thing
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i pirated piss towel, thats all
T A D A ! ! ! ! ! you ranked S!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you beat the game with cuphead at the same time
how about go fuck you self
is say fuck of f***
go fuck urself stupid bitch
YOU fuck yourself you little bitch
evil response
do you fear me now? upvote if I scared, downvote if I didn’t scare.
p.s I won’t forgive you
woah
Is this safe to download?
duh, its on steam (full version) too
obviously duh
i ran out of time during pizza time and now my eyes hurt, dont run out of time
Don't Lie Nerds, You downloaded this for Modding Purposes
bruh im gonna compare it with the final release
how do i start the game nothing is working
Show post...
dude. did you delete data.win dum
no
what i meant is idk how to start the game all i died was unzip it and launch the exe notrhing else to the games and if i press enter ot space or shift or esc nothing happens
you got to press z, that's how the game works
thanks
Jonsey Says... If you Pirate The Full game of Pizza Tower, that doesnt make you smart
Yeah, it makes you a dick head who doesn't appreciate time and effort.
i agree with you
go watch child po
bitch too scared to say porn
no
you clearly made this account to roast me you big ass motherfuckering child with 0 dollars, remember that at any time, I could make you cry so hard, that you kill yourself because you can’t handle the amount of meaningless words that have the illusion of meaning. this is wonk from doctor strange, never play frisbee at 3 am.
i clearly made this account to post cancelled mods, just tellin ya.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
I actually had to spend 10 seconds of my life scrolling, I just genuinely feel bad for who typed this.
buy the actual game and dont pirate it nerd
he deleted his reply.... HES HIDING SOMETHING
no
pizza tower is amazing
ikr
no mac support :(
why must game cost mon on steam ;c
the developers worked really hard on the game
that is true, it took 5 years to make the game. (time since preearlytestbuild and release)
The thing is, the "developers" is one single person
1 coder, 4 composers, 1 artist
i was thinking of coders when i said that.
damn
raise the price up a bit then 0_0