(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
HOLY SCHEISSE! That Message Is Longer Than The TOS Thingy. And This Is Not An Insult, It Is Just Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really LOOOOOOONG!
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I LIKE IT :) .
could you make a play o site thingu
it dods get boos ples
does snick love apples
where is the level creator
Bruh its not a level creator it is the demo 💀
stfu
how do I play pizza tower demo on Mac pc im on Mac pc
sorry but you need a Windows computer the only solution is Wine which might not work as expected
That worked for me. I Installed Wine (Wine is not an emulator) on my Chromebook.
get away from me
but i stole your liver! :D
ok
mine did same and ripped off my ubuntu making it unbootable
how do i become snick from sonic the hedgehog warped times
i meant Sonic
whoever downvotes my comments needs serious help as i have held them hostage in obama’s basement
i think you need serious help instead
ok boomer from 1901
lol
Good game
to become snick you must be worthy and beat his challgenge and i already beated it
that neco arc pfp sucks, i will kill you if you choose to keep that pfp
choose another one before you get in trouble
bro a savage
nahh bro just angry
Go back to high school, you 7-year-old; you’re just mad because you believe I’m mad while you’re the one who’s mad.
PackRand0m
you should eat concrete now
and im keeping it so shut up
1 edit; your roast is ruined. You’re a moron.
i dont fucking care
you’re just wasting your time do you realize that? have fun while i lick your kneecaps, excise them, then implant them in the back of your neck
now that you said that, i'm gonna change my pfp to it.
what a idiot thinks what i hate will anger me everytime
says the person who insults people with mean wordss.
"INSULTS people with MEAN WORDS", have you became stupid???????????????????????????????
claraemnte é pizzatower de 2019
Br?
i played this game on Linux! dont ask how please unless you love shakespeare
i do pls tell my
use wine maybe
i t ' s a . e x e f i l e
fourth
late but u can just use the following commands with wine installed
cd directory/to/PizzaTower
wine PizzaTower_GM2.exe
HOW DO I BECOME SNICK
You're not worthy snick,
unless you'll beat his challenge.
You need to beat Snick's challenge. Just beat all of the levels and try to complete it
snicks challange is unlockable from beating the levels normally
beating will make snick playable
BRUH I SUCK
same i guess (cant even beat it as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)
beat snicks challenge
I SAID I SUCK DUDE
skill isue
I agree, pretty much just a skill issue
or the lack of a ability to beat it as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online
2 months, released shitty android port, completed snick challenge and forgor to record footage, you really suck.
PTSD pizza tower sage 2019
(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)
why can't i play the file?!
did you unziped the file?
i don't know how
open downloads and right click press unzip then press ok thats it
( on windows )
oh im not on WINDOWS
PTSD
(pizza tower sage demo)
lmao
(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)
Peak: The sage demo
BRUH I CAN'T PLAY
I CAN'T PLAY
why
WE NEED SNICK DLC FOR THE FINAL GAME
He was forced to play Changed
(ps. you may hate me for this but the games actually good.)
what was this for
finding your ip address
you've found it already, give me the money
Oh no! It’s almost impossible to explain the whole reason why he is fatherless! Maybe he never had a father… Hmmmm.
whoops
Oh no, not Malleo!
malleo malleo malleo
(flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online) (flashbacks to beating Snick's Challenge as The Noise in Pizza Tower Online)
Piggy PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
Should I Leak The "It's Pizza Time!" Lyrics Here?
yes you should
okay
okay
Pizza Time Lyrics (shown off by callmeeddie):
Pizza Time
You'll Be Fine
You can breathe
okay
okay
the pizza face nuka my place
if snick doesnt come back in a dlc ill be a little mad for a little bit
add sex please
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.
the definition of unfunny
actually it is the definition of Fortnite
by the way, I bet you can’t read the whole thing for a singular upvote.
k, i'll try.
Did you give up?????
HOLY SCHEISSE! That Message Is Longer Than The TOS Thingy. And This Is Not An Insult, It Is Just Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really LOOOOOOONG!
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alright who’s saying “i hate this guy!!!” and not being a chad?
and why is he downvoting my comments?
that is very mid and cringe from you
Im Upvoting Ur Comments
Why?
it would make the game way more popular
The Heck no! It's A Game For Kids... Until In The Final Release They Get To Floor 4 And Find Out There's A Level Called "Oh Sh*t!"
wait until you see noise fucking you off
and i can now see why this game is so talked about
very epic game
goty game.
KEEP THE CLASSIC ITALIANS NOT THE NEW ONES
Mug Moment
pls add it on this page because i have a chrome book plss
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This game really does need an updated demo. This demo is good, but dang the full game is just so much more up-to-date and better.
well yea thats the thing with demos. they improve the way
demos play
is mayonisse an instrument?
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No Patrick,Mayonnaise Is Not An Instrument
Then Is China Branded Oman An Instrument?
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Is Not A Instrument Too Patrick
Well, If You Put It In A Container Which Looks Like An Instrument and Works Like An Instrument, Then Yes.
But On Simple Review, No
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I wish I could play it SO BAD!!!! (I have a Chromebook...)
that sounds like a skill issue (JK)
Let me introduce you to a little thing I call wine, my good man.
more like school laptop destroyer
SMOOTHIEwhy tho
man this is so cool i wish italians were real
they are bruh
don't you understand what a joke is?
yes i do monke